Carbon Life Form Notification / Information

Date of Origin : Mid 1900's

Element : Woman / Av8r's Supervisor and BOSS

Symbol : Av8r's Better Half

Discoverers : Lucky  Rich

Atomic Mass : Don't ask, it could be dangerous.

Occurance : Has materialized in most US areas via surface and air.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Most always found as a pair with carbon life form companion and side kick Rich aka Crazy Pilot.

2. Often found in the company of a four legged hariy creature that seems to have a passion for tennis balls.

2. Surface varies from light to dark tan due to extreme outdoor activity and sunlight exposure.

3. Usually conveys by ground surface movement , but prefers movement by flight.

4. Is known to be excellent shot with lead throwing devices (Things that go BANG).

5. Commonly found at Flea Markets reciting the words No Rich, or No, No, No or No you don't need more toys.

6. Found in various states, ranging from quiet to DANGEROUS , becoming witty and humorous at most any time.

7. Showing signs of slight grey hair. DUE TO  THE FORCES OF THE  EL  NINO EFFECTor AV8R stress.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Has great affinity for gold and silver.

2. May explode into outloud laughter at any given moment with just a look from AV8R.

3. Usually saturated in Coffee or Caffeine.

COMMON USES

1. Bossing AV8R around.

2. Making loud scary words when things need done.

3. Serves well as a information source on things that fly.

TESTS

1. Always looks up at aircraft passing overhead.

2. Plays well with others. (Idiots excluded)

3. Has a hard time making AV8R put away toys.

POTENTIAL HAZARDS

1. Can not stop looking for Postage Stamps or Collectables.

2. Known to SCARE even concrete when MAD.

3. Hates GREEN Airplanes

4. Exercises multiple visits to second hand stores and flea markets, to make AV8R cry with the word NO!.

5. Can even drive the four legged hairy creature that likes tennis balls - Crazy.