Carbon Life Form Notification / Information

Date of Origin : Mid 1900's

Element : Man / Pilot

Symbol : AV8R

Discoverers : Ma  and  Pa  and  Pooooooooor Mary

Trained and Managed by : (This phase is still under developemnt) Pooooooooor Mary....

Atomic Mass : 79.38 kg plus or minus 2kg

Occurance : Has materialized in most US areas via surface and air.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Most always found as a pair with carbon life form companion and side kick MARY aka AV8R's BOSS.

2. Also found in the company of a four legged hariy creature that seems to have a passion for tennis balls.

2. Surface varies from light to dark tan due to extreme outdoor activity and sunlight exposure.

3. Usually conveys by ground surface movement , but prefers movement by flight.

4. Is known to make airplanes do things that airplanes can not do.

5. Commonly found at Flea Markets reciting the words WHY, WHY NOT or CAN I, CAN I . Ususally followed by a sad eye look that was developed from the four legged hairy creature that likes tennis balls.

6. Found in various states, ranging from quiet to crazy , becoming witty and humorous at most any time.

7. Showing signs of slight grey hair which is thinning. DUE TO  THE FORCES OF THE  EL  NINO EFFECT.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Has great affinity for gold and silver as well as other precious man made items such as items that serve

no purpose and cost a lot to buy or maintain.

2. May explode into outloud laughter at any given moment or cause someone to.

3. Usually saturated in Coffee or Caffeine products also known to consume large quantities of Pepsi Cola.

COMMON USES

1. Lawn chair and deck monitoring when not found on large riding lawn tractors.

2. Great master of crisping burgers on a BBQ grill.

3. Serves well as a information source on things that fly.

TESTS

1. Always looks up at aircraft passing overhead.

2. Plays well with others.

3. Has a hard time putting away toys or finding a place to put them out of the way.

POTENTIAL HAZARDS

1. Can not stop conversing about airplanes, once he has begun.

2. Known to hog computers once he sits in front of one.

3. Potatoe Chips, Pepsi Cola, Candy or Pastry Items usually Vanish in his presense. With NO visible signs or clues as to where they have gone.

4. Exercises multiple visits to second hand stores and flea markets, sometimes without warning.

5. Can even drive the four legged hairy creature that likes tennis balls - Crazy.